I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
by kytx February 9, 2016
That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.
What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...
a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down
a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down
by MN Rainmakerzzzz March 23, 2010
The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.
The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.
by Breather February 21, 2007
While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.
by AproudAlcoholic March 28, 2010
It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.
Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?
by jimmy the driver November 3, 2009
by Deep Thinker October 1, 2009
a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her
Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?
Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
by Brave Red May 1, 2006