A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!