Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.