Sheriff

A obscene or really nasty smell

Eww sheriff!! Who did that?

by Chris Reade April 17, 2006

sans sheriff

The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.

"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."

by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017

shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

by kris irvine February 23, 2008

sheriff's badge

The light brown (or pink) female sphincter (anus)

"I was going down on Melissa and she went wild when I started tongueing her sheriff's badge"

by Leroy and Skillet May 28, 2008

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 9, 2011

Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley

that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice

by samgoody July 9, 2009