an overweight hillbilly who seeks sexual relations with only the dirtiest of mud sharks

(n.) An older student of Oxford University who is known for preying on younger students, especially freshers, to fulfill his or her various sexual needs.
(v.) To shark: To attempt to pick up a younger student
(v.) To get sharked: To be picked up by an older student

getting a rim job from a girl with braces

To forcefully pull a woman's skirt up/blouse off, without her consent, to expose her womanhood. Typically filmed with perpetrators face blurred.

-Skirt sharking is extremely popular in Japan whereas blouse sharking is prominent in parts of Europe.

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A paranoid induced reaction(normally caused by the intake of the marijuana weed) that causes you to roam throughout a group of people.

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.