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A nick-name for someone that is a relentless predator, like a shark, when it comes to the opposite sex.
i.e. Dave "The Shark"
i.e. Dave "The Shark"
Luke: We've only just walked in the door and he's off weaving through the crowd looking for ass
Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.
Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The Shark is the nickname for Washington Nationals outfielder Roger Bernadina. He relentlessly patrols the outfield and attacks every fly ball in his direction. After making a spectacular play or hitting a home run, he puts his hand on top of his head, representing the dorsal fin.
Fan 1: Did you see The Shark last night?
Fan 2: 2 for 5 with a game tying home run in the ninth! Yeah, Roger is the man!
Fan 1: Yeah, he will easily win MVP this year.
Fan 2: Most Vicious Predator!
Fan 2: 2 for 5 with a game tying home run in the ninth! Yeah, Roger is the man!
Fan 1: Yeah, he will easily win MVP this year.
Fan 2: Most Vicious Predator!
by Sharkadina August 27, 2010
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Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.
Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.
Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.
Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"
Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"
Tommy: "You know it man!"
Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."
Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."
Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"
Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."
Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"
Tommy: "You know it man!"
Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."
Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."
Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"
Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."
by Reginald Flumpkin July 08, 2006
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The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.
"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.
"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.
Example of "the shark":
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!
splash
-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?
bowchica bow wow
-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!
splash
-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?
bowchica bow wow
-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...
by TFB Monkeys January 28, 2008
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When you've eaten alot and afterwards you feel sleepy or actually have a nap/fall asleep. Taken from a scientific finding that sharks fall asleep after eating due to chemicals in their brain.
" ohhh i've got the shark, i'm going for a nap "
OR
" i think i've got the shark"
OR
" zzzzzzzzzzz " < the shark just got you.
OR
" i think i've got the shark"
OR
" zzzzzzzzzzz " < the shark just got you.
by Sarah and her housemates! April 03, 2007