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The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.
In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.

The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.
by Shapirolover69 April 27, 2009
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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