Jon- Oh my god dude, I don't remember what happened last night other than being dragged into a mysterious hidden room
Fred- Dude! You were taking to The Seek and that means very bad things happened to you O_o

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”