Urban Dictionary: The Second Coming

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Pebbledashing, explosive diarrhoea that follows a bog standard stool an hour or so earlier.

Huckle: That's the second time you've had a long loo break in the past hour, everything okay?
Berry: I just pebble dashed the coach house loo, must've been the late night vindaloo.

Huckle: Ah, the second coming...

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

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I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

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The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

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