The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.
Liberal: You shouldn't be able to buy a fully automatic machine gun that fires as fast as that
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15
by ShardZer0 January 05, 2021
Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.
by TaDongle May 27, 2008
A needed impetmus for population control.
People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.
by draconlord November 24, 2010
Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?
by Dalekmaster June 04, 2014
Used as a verb when a clueless asshat gun owner leaves loaded guns lying around and someone, usually a kid, picks it up thinking it's a toy, and shoots an innocent person, often another kid.
Little Tommy Second Amendmented his younger sister, sending her to the hospital.
"A toddler Second Amendments mother’s leg while playing with a gun." ~ Freak Out Nation
"A toddler Second Amendments mother’s leg while playing with a gun." ~ Freak Out Nation
by Bugsz December 14, 2013
by Funker_joe January 17, 2005
What it is:
The right to own firearms (originally created with single shot muskets in mind, not 30 round assault rifles), as stated by the U.S. Constitution.
What Republicans think it is:
The absolute, God-given right to own any type or amount of firepower, up to and including nuclear weapons, and the right to gun people down in the streets for looking at you funny. Also, more important than the rest of the Constitution and the Bible put together.
The right to own firearms (originally created with single shot muskets in mind, not 30 round assault rifles), as stated by the U.S. Constitution.
What Republicans think it is:
The absolute, God-given right to own any type or amount of firepower, up to and including nuclear weapons, and the right to gun people down in the streets for looking at you funny. Also, more important than the rest of the Constitution and the Bible put together.
Obama doesn't realize that the Second Amendment gives me the right to carry rocket launchers, flamethrowers, Covenant fuel rod guns, and multiple AK-47s with extended clips in public. That's why I vote Tea Party.
by rtv0587 February 07, 2011