by Motleyfreak January 16, 2018
Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013