A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

To get retardedly drunk

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.