The need to poop or something being the equivalent of cool.
I have to Schatz.

That’s the Schatz.
I have the Schatz/TMS.
by The Schatzburg December 09, 2019
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A member of a small group of highly intelligent and good looking individuals.
Mein Schatz (my lover)
by Jimmy My Door December 02, 2006
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A girl who is beyond hyper all the time. She is also a bitch in heat around a lot of guys. You must love her.
Girl 1:"yo look at leah! she's bumpin' and grindin' with all those guys!"

Girl 2:"yeah she's a schatz!"
by Princess Nadia October 28, 2007
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Schatze is the older sister we wished we had. She is fiercely protective, fiercely loyal, extremely caring, and she is always willing to help out no matter the cost. She is an amazing friend and is much smarter than most people give her credit for. Super low self esteem and severely misunderstood by many, but she has an amazing personality and is one of the best friends you'll ever have and one of the worst enemies if you cross her.
We all need a Schatze in our lives
by Briecheeseits September 28, 2018
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a set of inaccurate, deceptive, shi**y stats
Zionists use Schatz constantly to justify their existence or fool gullible goyim
by Darlene Busickio September 06, 2018
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A person who talks shit online but is a pussy in real life. But sometimes he can be cool.
Did you see that Cole Schatz in the group chat?
by JasonBakeThatFlake November 06, 2019
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