When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."

The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.