while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.

1. a bad ass trumphet player

2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

n. An informal term for the sasquatch

The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.