Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019

santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas

Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause

by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.

Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..

by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019

Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.

Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.

by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 24, 2021