A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
by Pseudonymmy December 08, 2010
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When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.
Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls
by Dry fly dane October 25, 2017
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A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
by traderjoe January 08, 2010
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Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash August 11, 2008
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strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?
He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.
by brandi February 10, 2003
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Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
by john johnson 6667 November 17, 2015
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you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat
Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat
by freshdiamond February 17, 2009
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