A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.

Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.

A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.