A samurai named Seb. If you see him, you better run. He will come and beat your ass if you are not quick enough.
If you see a Samurai Seb, you better run or else.
by NorthCrouton26 October 22, 2018
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an anime show with ridiculously good music
wow samurai champloo has ridiculously good music!
by zebo October 05, 2005
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When your watching an awesome movie, and you miss the best part of the movie because you need to take a tremendous shit.
Bill needs to take a samurai slam.
by front_line_soldier April 29, 2005
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Right before ejaculation, the male spreads his legs, bends his knees, grabs his member with both hands, and yells "Kyaaaaah" at the top of his lungs while ejaculating.

May or may not actually involve sex.
I gave Cathy the Dirty Samurai last night. Gotta clean the carpet now.
by Bubbabobobbrain July 22, 2008
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A slang term amongst certain internet communities to denote an egregious degree of wrongness, incorrectness, or inaccuracy. The phrase was coined in mid 2005 when someone organized a viewing of Akira Kurosawa's film "The Seven Samurai". Unforunately the listing advertising the showtime of the film was from 2003.
The Mars probe crashed because the flight team didn't convert english measurements to metric? Man, that's not just wrong, it's Samurai Wrong!
by scarymike July 12, 2005
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The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
by totallynotchris March 08, 2010
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A specific type of "white-knight" in which the male is also a weeaboo.
Bro! Did you see Jimmy last night? He took on five guys in Elder Scrolls Online with nothing but a katana... Just because they insulted some random girl! And all while watching hentai on his second monitor! He is such a white samurai.
by RIP R6-D9 May 28, 2017
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