When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs doggy style and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back push your weight forward and ride her down the stairs on her nose causing it to become red and bloody from carpet burn.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

When a man has recently shaven his pubes and they have slightly grown back to a stubble, a women gives him a blow job and her nose rubs against the pricklies which results in a red nose. This can also go for a guy pleasuring a prickly female.

After engaging in intercourse with a girl on her period, pull out, mushroom stamp her on the tip of the nose, and immediately call her a Ho...three times.

Sticking someones nose in your bloody twat

This is where a man punches a woman in the nose hard enough to make it bleed. Then he fucks her doggie style with a santa hat on.

The act of a girl putting on a reindeer suit;giving a man a blowjob and while giving the blowjob the man punches the girl in the face to resemble a red nose;therefore looking like rudolph