The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 01, 2018
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A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.
I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?
by pentozali May 05, 2014
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Where a male or female subject give another male subject a handy.
Tristan wanted Derek to go up to Shawn's office for the big rub.
by Shag604 August 25, 2017
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8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen
Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺
by Ol pop can julio August 03, 2021
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