A booty man. Likes to think he’s the funniest shitposter on Facebook but really it’s just a bunch of 16 year old girls reacting to his posts because they know he’s a nonce. You’ll see him out in DTC every friday AND saturday, but don’t count on him most weekends because football is life. Has a shit trim at the minute but has a horse cock so you decide which one tips the scales. Ross will wanna desperately get with you when you’re both drunk at 2 am because he has no other bitches but he’s also a great laugh and have I mentioned the horse cock?

noun.
the badass dude that is like a biker or something that fits that mold.

Ross is the type of guy who will fall in love with his best friends sister. He’s not really a simp type of guy though. Ross will always have a close friend who is a simp but Ross doesn’t judge so it’s all okay! He doesn’t really get in much trouble and makes bank. Ross also has a hella thicc booty that will be much appreciated in the near future. Find yourself a hella thicc Ross.

Ross is extremely small you won't believe how small he is, he also interrupts everybody all the time and never listens to anything anyone says, if you tell Ross something he will ask the exact question 5 mins later and you'll get quite annoyed.

Rossely is a special girl. There is no one in the world like her, she is extremely unique. She’ll be the best thing that has ever happened to you. When you meet her, she’ll be the thing that matters to you the most. Her personality is simply the best; she’s caring, loving, extremely funny that you can die of laughter, and the best lover anyone can get. When I met my Rossely, I couldn’t believe the feeling inside me; it’s indescribable. I felt full of happiness, and in that moment I understood her. I loved her, I loved her, and I loved her, and I still love her. Rossely doesn’t realize how beautiful she is, she is so attractive, her dark eyes, her kissable lips, her beautiful smile, her cheeks, and the best body a girl can have. She is so bad ass as well, a version so good you’ll instantly fall in love. Once you meet her, the feeling you’ll get, you'll only feel that feeling with her; because she is so special. It is simply the best feeling anyone can ever get. She is the best present god has ever given me. If you meet my Rossely, try not to fall in love because she’s mine; if you do, you better treat her the best; cause f you to the moon and back if you treat this baby wrong. She’s a cute shikeedoodle.

Good all around guy, loves his family, friendz, knives/swords and motorcycles. Loyal, Honest, Great Lover and a joker.

a constantly drunk totally awesome kinda guy who because of his boozing ends up in the totally craziest of situations you can imagine with many a story but short life expectancy