When her asshole finally relaxes for that tongue (Full gape)

Slacking on the job, putting in late hours for no apparent reason.
Not attending mandatory meetings, having shitty excuses all the time & not even trying to put effort to them.
To talk about a simple topic endlessly (where the whole meeting room is trying to embrace the Death God himself to put every one of out their misery, just not having to listen for one more minute).
Sleeping in the car at the office parking space / in front of your own flat.
Attending a party 24hours after you promised you will make it on time, just to try to convince everybody else to stay one more day, etc.

A wife swap or partner swap, done without the use of condoms.

When you and a friend anal fuck two girls from behind, standing next to each other, while being anally fucked by two chicks behind you wearing strap-ons

1.) Also called "anal train", "three-way butt-fuck" or "French Sandwich"; It is a sexual position where, as the name implies—Roman numeral three is written as "III" instead of the typical Arabic "3"—three partners engage in anal sex. The first partner assumes the bottom position. A second partner—penetrates the bottom— assumes the Lucky Pierre position, as he himself is penetrated by a third partner. The Roman Three is a specific designation of the anal train. An anal train is not limited to three, and can consist of a fourth, fifth or sixth partner(s), etc.

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!