the best person you will ever meet and you can always trust them if you you have a river in your life you are lucky now mess up and your done he is a total bitch but one month later he’ll come back trust me
river
by riiiiver August 13, 2020
River is a guy with a big dick and an amazing personality. He is super sweet and loving and really good in bed.
"Hey is that River?"
by riverspussy January 11, 2019
A sexy man who everyone loves, but makes rumors about. He gets angry easily but the anger goes away eventually.
by rivvvvvvv December 08, 2017
River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
by InsertPseudonymHereLol May 16, 2019
Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.
Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?
John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..
John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..
by Poon Daddiiiiiiii July 26, 2009
The Delaware River
Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
by JerseyKid February 17, 2008