When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
by ChristWhite December 08, 2008
When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism
Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.
by Caflisch22 April 23, 2006
When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...
When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.
by Dirty73 May 23, 2018
When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
by Guantanamo Stars May 21, 2011