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1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER February 08, 2008
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER February 09, 2008
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