A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.
Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican
Person B: He is such a pet republican
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The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).
They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
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Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.
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The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.
Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.
Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.
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Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.
Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.
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by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017
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Someone who identifies as right-wing/conservative.
Commonly wrote off as nazis, bigots, and people who genuinely want to watch the world burn by uneducated liberals.
Commonly wrote off as nazis, bigots, and people who genuinely want to watch the world burn by uneducated liberals.
Person 1: OMG! Person 2 is such a nazi republican trump-supporter who doesn't believe that communism is a flawless system!
Person 2: Stay mad.
Person 2: Stay mad.
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Republicans are hypocrites.
by MarionWebster December 26, 2020
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A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.
Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.
Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
by AverageTom June 22, 2021
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