Another sexual term used only by the most extreme fetishists, a relay race is the act of defecating into another person's anus, then they either defecate back into your anus or into the anus of the next person on down the line.
Jorge and Sheila and I ran a mean relay race the other day.
You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.
You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.
by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004
A charity event that takes place overnight, you invite females to walk for charity but in reality you just smash all night.
Hey I just invited Christine to Relay for Life, she thinks were going to be walking for cancer but in reality were going to be in the tent all night.
by Tyler J. Hansen April 23, 2008
An event in high school men's track-and-field that normally takes place before the actual 4x400 relay. Each relay sqaud requires shot putters from that team to run one leg of the relay without dropping the baton (either one lap on an indoor track or 100 meters on an outdoor track). Very entertaining and comical. The winner takes home a pizza.
by CloudIX March 15, 2009
Backbone of the Royal Corps of Signals. More sexually depraved than any other trade.
Often envied by combat linemen, they were magnanimous, and usually shared their coffee. (Known as "brew")
Often envied by combat linemen, they were magnanimous, and usually shared their coffee. (Known as "brew")
Communications will be established as soon as the radio relay operator has doled out brews to the lineys.
by Heff Lgm August 16, 2014
when a group of people compete against another group of people in attempt to finish first in their butt sexing. when all buttz are full of jizz, you are complete. the group who finishes last must eat all of the jizz in the room.
by adam simoneau December 13, 2004
beaver tossing relay race describes the process of sharing a girlfriend among many friends of the same group.
I feel bad for this poor girl, she's been in the middle of a beaver tossing relay race at the office for a few years now.
by polowordsmith April 09, 2016
It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
by Max Casella April 21, 2006