When a girl is on her period and she shits into a toilet bowl of period blood, thus conpleteing red velvet pancake. Ejaculate topping is optional.
Whats that smell?
Oh yeah I just made some fresh gnarly red velvet pancakes!
Gross
by The anonymous man 101 October 15, 2017
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When ejaculation and disposal of menstrual blood occur at the same time during sexual intercorse, forming a thick red mixture.
Jim and Katie made some red velvet yogurt last night and served it to their kids for breakfast this morning.
by RondaMyRousey March 03, 2016
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When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
by Its Manda! April 18, 2011
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The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
by grimpsgramps July 27, 2017
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When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy
Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake
by Fresh_esh August 12, 2019
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The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.
by laxx December 04, 2010
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Minecraft Youtuber and streamer who don't listen to Kpop or bake cakes, often mistaken for a very angry Dream Stan.

Is also Antfrost's boyfriend and without socks.
P1 on Twitter : Wow this Dream Stan really is horny on main huh what a toxic community
P2 : He know Dream since high school you dumbfuck

Or

P1 : This "Red Velvet" account is crossing Antfrost's boundaries I think they just posted about his ass's circumference

P2 : hahahaha
by Edgar House August 30, 2021
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