by Ae5Ea8 February 01, 2015
A long brethless upsetting rant usually containing references to technology such as copyright protection, electronic privacy, or idiotic companies.
"And you know who's not going to labor under those restrictions? You know who's not even going to notice? The mass-production piracy operations, that's who. You know it, and I know it. So why are you engaged in this nickel-and-dime, small-time thrust-and-parry with me and my friends? Trust me, you're not going to make back the money by dropping viruses onto my PC, because my almighty dollar and I are going elsewhere--and you're probably not going to like where I end up."
Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?
Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?
by David Ron October 16, 2007
A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.
by morphined October 03, 2007
A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.
"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.
by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017
An advanced form of complaint(s) usually involving painfully extensive, random, combative, neurotic and seemingly pointless arguments.
by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009
To rant, Swear and downright abuse others verbally who are beating you during game play of any online console game, IE: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield:Bad Company.
Oh that guy in that last game was Horse Rant quite bad. All they did was Horse Rant: swear and abuse me verbally.
by MRShingles February 11, 2010
A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.
by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009