A self righteous asshole who likes to preach to people about how to live their lives while in reality they are as crooked as can be. Comes off as a happy go lucky person, but after you get to know them you find that they are judgmental and prickish. They are usually rich and make damn sure you know it. They like to make sexual jokes.
by sleepswiththepigs February 27, 2018
by ___69___ April 13, 2020
The dick Size of someone named Ralph is in between 2-5 inches long. The bright side of his cock is that it is pretty thick but it could just be a chode.
by Bantie April 16, 2020
Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.
by bs425 March 07, 2015
When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous
by DaGuy001 July 05, 2011