when a male has too mych sex and is constantly washing the penis. the penis then becomes extremely dry causing dark rings to develop due to dry skin.
When i fucked 12 chicks in 3 days i developed a bad case of racoon cock, guess im going to have to use that vaseline intensive care stuff.
by Thomas p kight February 10, 2008
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1. the result of the make up from the night before.
2. a girl who showers with her make-up on.
I woke up with the girl from the bar and looked into her racoon eyes.
by angikay3 June 20, 2012
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when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple
you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit
by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 03, 2013
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An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.
He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...
by Madame Breaux psychic December 17, 2020
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When season snowboarders ride in Spring their goggles block off sunlight leaving tanning lines that imitate "Racoon eyes"
"Nice racoon eyes you punk. Wear some sunscreen."
by InYourBackyard. March 07, 2010
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While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.
DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.
by Collieman4-20 February 21, 2010
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