A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.
girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
by karinep05 June 15, 2009
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An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU
Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie
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The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light
He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job
by ChrisEubank May 04, 2021
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Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.
Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
by Peter Putter December 02, 2017
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A person that is shit at warzone and gets carried by a Bradford brother.😤😤😤
Ur a kashmiri racoon Broo
by BRADFORDBOY😤😤 November 19, 2020
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A short highschool female that wears an excessive amount of

black make-up around her eyes and is very synical
by Merkos February 22, 2017
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