The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.
I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
The act of engaging Daniel Gaul in a conversation just to see how many topic changes it takes before he'll mention a desired end. Similar to Wiki Race, except alot more time consuming.
Challenger: Wanna Wiki Gaul race? Okay, see how fast you can get him from Star Wars to the history of the toothbrush...
by Black Magik June 29, 2008
A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.
by squidward4communism March 23, 2018
People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.
Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"
by toosexy4myshirt January 22, 2021
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
by GoonBoi May 08, 2020
When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021