when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)
someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo
by yeetsapotato June 03, 2019
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Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!
Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.
by DH July 19, 2004
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He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.
by Vesh trippy April 11, 2021
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A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.
Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo
by 123456truth October 21, 2015
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An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.
1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.
by Henchman September 08, 2019
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