for example crusty pubes are on my salad fuck!

Mikey: Hey mister, wanna see my pubes?
Tom: No way. Like, girls are so gross.

she said he had loads of pubes

Jimmy's pubes smell like 2 year old salty sugar.

The pubes are destroying the world.
Bill O'Reilly is such a pube.

1. "That guy was gay, so I put pubes into his sandwich."

2. "If I don't like a customer, then I pube their item."

That chef was pubing all over my food