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1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."

2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."

When naughty little priests are moved to a different parish due to being overly familiar with the younger members of the community.

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

Tropical priests are magical trolls that a very needy. They need to be caressed frequently and require a lot of attention. They tend to carry asbestos flagons with water dessert in it. They speak with high pitched voices and are commonly located in the Virgin islands. Tropical priests tend to scream “tuts mah barreh!” because their evolutionary master has trained them to do so. They tend to have very sexy goatees that smell of coconuts and fresh lemonade. And their voices are absolutely magnificent, somewhat like the birds song at the break of dawn in the fresh spring air. Their english isn’t proper, so bear with them.

A British metal band who gained international notice in the late 70s and were one of the most popular names of the 80s. Largely responsible for the traditional heavy metal sound through their influential 70s work, and established the important genre of speed metal. Also notorious for featuring singer Rob Halford, who came out of the closet as gay after his departure from the band in 1993. (He rejoined the band in the summer of 2003.)

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.

A Priest that is gay, what the fuck did you actually expect.