Urban Dictionary: The Priest

An insult you may use to describe a pedophile

“That guys actually a PRIEST fam” or “yo Jimmy stop! You look like a PRIEST!”

by lateSANjose March 18, 2020

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.

Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.

by Kitty.t March 19, 2017

When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.

by dmitri novak November 06, 2010

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead

Paige came over last night and I priested her

by Jessy jams January 17, 2018

Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time

Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.

A religious leader in the Catholic Church. Also known as the dude that fucks little boys on the low.

Chef : Hello there, children!
Stan Marsh: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : ...Goodbye!

by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018