Urban Dictionary: The Porch

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015

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porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

by Lauren Lynch April 20, 2008

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porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 08, 2015

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Porch swing

1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.

Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.

by George P. October 04, 2015

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Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

by redneck101 November 20, 2013

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Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

by wise_coinmaster January 01, 2018

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porch mama

A mother who yells, shouts, or screams out commands to her kids from her porch or deck.

She's a porch mama. She just sits on her ass barking out orders.

by dscott July 19, 2005

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