Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!

An icicle formed under a portable loo. The shit water seeps through the gaps in the portable loo and gather under the plastic. During winter, this freezes and therefore creates poopsicle.

a frozen doo doo.