A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick
Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.
by thetatertot August 12, 2018
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DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
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A bisexual furry with a cock she claims to be a female
A female with a cock and is a furry and is bisexual otherwise known as E-slut And she is a pony and she laughs like a walrus for example hey look its a E-Slut pony
by Trace did it August 26, 2019
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A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB December 02, 2015
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