n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/pwn victim/Pruger in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicles with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicle with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.