Slight intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a slight sense of drunkenness but none of the more advanced symptoms such as a reduction in inhibitions, loss of self control or inability to respond to questions. One step above sober on the scale of drunkenness and one step below steaming.
I was a bit pissed still when I arrived at work but my boss definitely couldn't have noticed.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
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(noun) Urine. (verb) To urinate.
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PIIISSS!!!! GO COUNT YOUR DICK!
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by Mr. WTF-R-U-DOIN'? November 10, 2009
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The interchangeable form of "urine". Also used as an adjective and in a negtive sense.
literal noun: I'm taking a piss.
non-literal noun (very rarely used): I'm sure as piss that you're an idiot.

literal adjective: That hallway smells pissy.
non-literal adjective: I'm in a very pissy mood, so leave me alone.

literal verb: That drunk guy is pissing on himself.
non-literal verb: You're pissing me off!!
by PS, I'm Black April 20, 2008
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Adjective:The feeling that is worse than being pissed off.If your pissed off your seeing red,if your pissed on everyone in the room is already dead including the EMT's
police,Marines and small animals that happened to be in the room.
Jim:Did you here about that 500 body count in that foam baseball bat massacre?
Bob:Oh man that guy must have been pretty pissed on!
by Capt.Aggro February 01, 2009
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to disrespect and give attitude to someone who deserves it
Anita: "He wants to know about the textbooks."
Josie: "Mannn he's such a loser! Piss on him!!!"
by AnitaBonita!! September 07, 2006
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