Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates

Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!

Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique