When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.