He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.
by Light Joker April 21, 2006
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Every one is obsessed with him. Hes not popular. Hes not hot, though some people think he is. Girls harass him constantly and will never stop. Hes funny. Hes weird. He has broad shoulders. He is kind of tall. Evry one loves Peter. Hes spazzy.
oh that guy fell down 4 staircases. he is such a peter.
by xxxxxxxmeowxxxxxxxx February 11, 2010
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A blue-eyed and dimpled crazed sex machine that knows how to please his girl...also a stand-up father.
I LOVE PETER AND HIS PETER : )
by Peter's Girl August 24, 2008
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(n.)

The male sex appendage; penis
Often used in close proximity to the word "centimeter."
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."

Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.
by jozer0 March 10, 2016
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Peter is known as a sex-machine he is constantly picking up girls and is proud of his smart ass atittude and witty comebacks, he loves to make situations awkward and struggles to lose a argument.
"Damn you picked up that girl like your names Peter"
by jamal44 December 02, 2013
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to drink strong cold coffee at an extremely high rate
man he just peter'd that coffee!
by john one September 28, 2010
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