Urban Dictionary: The Pete

Me: "Pete Wentz is THE emo dad"
My friend: "who?"
Me: "go take a time machine back to 2005 and you'll understand."

by EVANTHELEMON March 17, 2021

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

What you say in place of saying Pizza and Pepsi

Yo Evola....i was thinking about ordering some more Pete Zapepsi?

by Ringo Slang July 13, 2014

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

A stinky Pete is when a person named max gets fucked in the ass and shoots a fat diarrhea out his ass onto the other person's dick

I was having sex with max when he blew a stinky Pete out of his ass all over my penis

by Mybigdickbilly March 01, 2020

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.

Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"

by Daddy_Warbucks April 12, 2011

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013