Urban Dictionary: The Penis Monkey

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011

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monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

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monkey penis

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

by teh0gre February 22, 2006

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Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

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Penis monkey

A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it

Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good

by Food guy 2 February 04, 2021

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