A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. March 04, 2008
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When your balls get so hot and sweaty they hang down low and swing back and forth from leg to leg like a pendulum!
by Gielskio June 04, 2003
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The act of a female that practices kegel exercises, kneels on top of a man, inserts his junk, squeezes, and picks him up. Then proceeds to swing him to and fro.
She might be a big ol girl, but she can pick up a Cummins Dodge with that shit like a pendulum.
by @$$LikeAJapaneseFlag October 31, 2011
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Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom. The group is comprised of Rob Swire(ascenic), Gareth McGrillen(speed) and Paul Harding(el hornet).

The Pendulum sound is typically heavy beats accompanied by low, buzzing basslines, overlaid with synthesized leads.
In 2005, Pendulum released their debut album, 'Hold Your Colour' and is the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.
I saw pendulum in perth live, it was OFF TAP!
by switchdnb01 August 31, 2007
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A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.
A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"
by UrbanPrick July 28, 2013
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Another term for a bisexual. It is quite often used in negative terms.
He's a pendulum, he might hit on everybody!
by DaSolution July 10, 2011
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A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"

For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.

For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....
by Wolfwind36 October 18, 2010
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