Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

In place of any word deemed innapropriate or foul, use the word "pants". This allows you to get your intentions across, but allows for some humor and a clean mouth as well. Grandma panties is derivitive of pants and is a very bad insult that can mean whatever you wish it to mean, as long as it was originally supposed to be innapropriate.

Something that is really fucking lame.

An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.

When you have desire for something

the most complicated thing you can thing of. nobody will understand it unless you encounter this wonder. but you may only wish to partake with the permission of the discoverers.(me)

1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.